5e Playtest Report Generator

enworld posted one-sentence playtest reports from designers Monte Cook and Bruce Cordell:

  • “Playtesting in the Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth. My dwarf just slew a lurker with a well-timed crit to save the swallowed paladin.” – Monte Cook.

  • “Playtested in the Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth. My cleric burned several downed trolls before they could finish off the unconscious paladin.” – Bruce Cordell.

    • One of the posters at enworld, 1Mac, noticed that these sound suspiciously like a Mad-Libs-style 5e playtest tweet generator.

    Inasmuch as I have a wheelhouse, random generators are my wheelhouse, so behold the

    Playtest Report Generator

    Repeat until the new edition is completely pieced together!

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    6 Responses to “5e Playtest Report Generator”

    1. 123 says:
      January 20, 2012 at 10:18 am

      So, Paladins suck in 5e, then?

    2. paul says:
      January 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

      All the evidence does seem to point in that direction 😉

    3. Laura says:
      January 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

      These all sound like the games I play as a paladin now.

      I think I need new dice.

    4. panzerleader says:
      January 20, 2012 at 7:45 pm

      I lol’d

    5. Victor Von Dave says:
      January 26, 2012 at 4:08 am

      I’m having way too much fun reloading the page.

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      January 27, 2012 at 12:27 am

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