Mayor of Newark attacked by vampire

Maybe I’m late to the party, but I just learned about Cory Booker yesterday. He’s the Mayor of Newark. He saves people from burning buildings. He’s a blizzard hero. He regularly moves to the worst parts of Newark, to clean them up personally.

If he seems more like a D&D character than a regular Earth politician, that’s because he’s a 12th level human fighter.

That is, he had a 12th level fighter, back in January. This week:

Lost two levels! Musta run into a vampire or something. Hang in there, Cory! I know politics is tough, but don’t let the negative energy get you down!

4 Responses to “Mayor of Newark attacked by vampire”

  1. Rory Rory says:

    Yeah, Cory, I’m pretty sure a mid-level Cleric spell will take care of that!

  2. Rhenium says:

    Maybe it was a 1st Ed. Spectre?

  3. Kaloo says:

    No no. He IS a 10th level Fighter. He was playing a 12th level fighter in the game.

  4. paul paul says:

    Kaloo – right! That makes the most sense.

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