We hit $15,000, so we have some presents to distribute!

Thanks to you guys, we blew away our “1% of the OOTS Kickstarter” goal! That means that every $22+ backer is getting, in addition to fabulous stickers by other artists, an original sticker that Rich made for this project. I love this guy, gloating over his kill. He’s clearly a first-level fighter. Thanks again, Rich!

The sticker pictures keep coming in. Here are some more monsters to do battle with Rich’s fighter:

Behold! It’s an Ocular Tyrant, by Patrick Smith!

Sara Edward Corbett did a hippogriff, taking a rare break from eating adventurers or flying them from place to place.

You should probably check out Sara’s and Patrick’s websites for more cool pictures.

Because there is a hero for every monster, Caolan painted this version of the 1e wizard.

In case any of the other adventurers try to objectify her with their male gaze, she has a reminder:

 
Now you can have both! Tim Hutchings, the artist and RPG ephemera archivist behind the invaluable PlaGMaDA, is doing a gallery show at I-20 in Manhattan tomorrow. You should probably go if you’re within, say, 100 miles of the gallery, because Tim is a Great Artist and is doing cool stuff.

If you can’t make it tomorrow, and would like further proof that Tim is a Serious Artist, here are some monster stickers he’s contributing to the backers of the Random Dungeon poster kickstarter:

I got this request from blog friend Jen, of Jen and Nate Buy the Farm Share, who is expecting twins:

I am interested in having one or both of my yet-to-be-debuted babies featured as escaping from traps on the poster, and thus I have two questions. One, does that require two pledges of $85 (one per twin) or is there some sort of two-for-one twin discount? And two, would you be comfortable imaging what said twins’ will one day choose as their D&D characters, since as of April said twins will not a) be born and b) yet have the means of expressing which class they wish to belong to. (Mother’s intuition, however, says “specialist wizard” and “rogue.”)

Jen’s in luck, we are indeed having a two-for-one twins special! I thought that wizard and rogue infants would be confusing, so I decided that, when adults, the twins would choose to differentiate themselves by adopting the hairstyles of their father: the specialist wizard looks like present-day bearded Nate and the rogue like metalhead high school Nate.

The specialist wizard twin is probably a conjurer, since he appears to be summoning (or defeating) some sort of water elemental, or perhaps an elemental from the Quasi-Elemental Plane of Mud.

Let’s zoom out a little: the twins are hanging out in the Caves and Caverns section of the poster, which is chock full of magic pools and lakes.

This was a problematic piece of the poster, because the source tables are extremely wordy and not very visual. Instead of turning, for instance, the Table VIII. C.: Magic Pools table into a series of illustrations, I just wrote out the chart, in the tiniest possible letters. That’s different from what I did with, say, Table VII.: Trick/Trap where every trick and trap gets its own picture.

That tiny writing left some room free under the Magic Pool chart: there’s just enough room for me to draw some lucky $80 backer being impaled by a piercer.

You’ve probably seen the record-breaking Order of the Stick kickstarter that got the OOTS books republished, and gave author Rich Burlew about 99 years of work fulfilling backer rewards, and raised $1,254,120.

That’s such an astonishing number that I think it redrew the target for D&D projects. Future D&D kickstarters will measure their financial success in percentage points of the OOTS total (which they shall call “Burlew points.”)

We’re getting pretty close to 1% of $1,254,120. So here’s a new backer reward:

Burlew Point Party: At $12,541, everyone who pledged $22+ gets an original sticker by OOTS author Rich Burlew!

I actually asked Rich if I could just use an existing picture of Roy, but he insisted on doing an original picture for the project based on the 1e DMG characters. Thanks, Rich!

We did what I never believed possible: we got up to 500% of my initial Kickstarter goal! This deserves some sort of celebration, in which prizes are given willy nilly to all of my amazing Kickstarter backers.

Board game: Dungeon Robber! Everyone will get the rules for Dungeon Robber, a D&D solo game which will let you, as a 0-level human, run through a random dungeon, trying to collect loot and avoid monsters. The dungeon poster will be the board, and the only other thing you’ll need is one or two minis or counters.

New stickers! On the subject of minis and counters, I got a sticker design from Lennard at Rusty Axe Games. Rusty Axe has a kickstarter for dungeon tiles and for monster and hero tokens, which would look great chasing each other across a game of Dungeon Robber. Check it out.

Also, New York Times illustrator Joanna and ArtForum’s Dawn made these warrior and enchantress stickers:

Finally, Andrej made a halfling who appears to be playing a version of D&D that is ON FIRE:

Paul’s DM Notebook

Since we hit 10k, Paul’s Notebook will contain the following sections:
Running a Picaresque Game
Wilderness Adventures
D&D In Fairyland
Notebook Of the Planes
How to Run a Barony

If we hit the epic sum of $15k I’ll add
Epic Adventures

which will contain stuff suitable for gonzo high-level play, including my climactic 4e 30th-level one-shot where the PCs lead armies against Tiamat on the moon.

Poster art previews!

This week I’ll also start posting more of the art of the Random Dungeon poster on Blog of Holding, including some of the drawings I did for people who are getting killed by a trap (or NOT killed by a trap).

I came into John Carter with low expectations. It had mediocre reviews and a famously bad trailer, and it had been through the kind of last-minute rewrites that often lead to a confusing, directionless story.

Furthermore, I’m a big fan of the Edgar Rice Burroughs Barsoom books. Fans like me are perennially disappointed by movie adaptations, because we often feel affronted by any changes made to our sacred scriptures.

After twenty minutes, though, I leaned over to my wife and whispered, “I think… I’m enjoying this movie.”

The big shock was that the movie was true to the spirit of the books. There were some very standard Hollywood plot changes: a magic mcguffin or two was added, and the roles of the scene-chewing villains were expanded. None of this bothered me. Plot was never very important in Edgar Rice Burroughs novels. From Tarzan to Pellucidar to John Carter of Mars, Burroughs’ formula is frequent action, power-fantasy wish fulfillment, and exotic setting. That’s what the John Carter movie delivered.

The movie lingered appropriately on John Carter’s superpowers, giving him a good long scene to get used to walking and jumping in Mars’ lower gravity. He also got some very impressive hero-vs-minions battle scenes. You want to leave a Superman movie feeling like you can fly, a Star Wars movie feeling like you have a lightsaber at your belt, and a John Carter movie feeling like you can leap over buildings and hack your way through armies of Tharks. In that respect, John Carter delivered.

Another surprise: John Carter was funny. I found myself laughing along with the audience at the gags. Here’s a way that the movie surpassed the original: if there was a joke in A Princess of Mars, I don’t remember it.

We went to great lengths to see John Carter in 2D. After suffering through a few migraine-inducing post-production 3D movies recently, it was a pleasure to watch a nice flat movie. I really think that post-production 3D makes any movie experience 30% less enjoyable.

When we left the theater, I heard a knot of people chattering about how much they loved the movie. It turned out to be some sort of Princess of Mars fan meet-up group. Fans of the books seem to like the movie. Box office evidence suggests that no one else likes it very much.

John Carter’s terrible opening weekend guarantees that there won’t be any more Barsoom movies made for another 80 years or so. I can’t complain, though: I got one enjoyable Mars movie, which was one more than I was expecting.

The kickstarter is coming in on $8k (4x the initial goal!), and reaching $10,000 or $15,000 is looking more plausible, so here are some new rewards to everyone who pledged for the poster!

New Solo Game: If we hit $10,000, everyone who pledged $5+ will get a new, highly lethal, D&D-compatible solo game which uses the Random Dungeon poster as a board. I’m tentatively calling it Dungeon Robber. It’s a D&D game mode where you, an impoverished zero-level normal human, enter the dungeon without any gear and try to escape with a few trinkets to sell – or retire on a pile of gold. In this game, your troubles start when you find treasure deep in the dungeon, and rules for escaping monsters are more important than combat rules. $5+ backers will get a PDF copy. For $22+ backers, signed print copies will be available as substitutes for the signed bonus poster.

Interactive version of the poster: If we hit $15k, I’ll program an online, Dragons Lair-style journey through the poster that generates a random dungeon for you. I’ll probably use the poster art along with some original animation; but my secret hope is to actually build the dungeon using Dwarven Forge tiles and film first-person video through every possible path. That will depend on Stefan of Dwarven Forge’s availability.

More Stickers: More artists are making stickers for $22+ backers! Here are a few samples, and I have more ready to be scanned for the next update.

More Notebook

So far, Paul’s Notebook contains “Running a Picaresque Game” and “Wilderness Adventures”; we’re pretty close to one of my favorites, “D&D In Fairyland”, and the higher-level “Notebook of the Planes” and “How to Run a Barony” are coming up next.

I’m off to run Lawful Evil characters through an art museum. Wish me luck!